I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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