i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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