What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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