so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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