escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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