She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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