I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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