I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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