i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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