eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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