do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Sorry my hands just texted you
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
