I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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