Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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