I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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