Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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