What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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