I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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