never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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