Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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