I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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