clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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