New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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