Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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