I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you didnt know i had herpes?
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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