I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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