I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize