is your mom at the bar?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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