i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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