go do what you do best...puke behind churches
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
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