If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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