I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I forget how to act sober
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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