Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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