whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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