We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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