I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Randomize
