Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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