Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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