So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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