i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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