my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I have fence marks all over my body
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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