Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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