Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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