just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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