Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
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I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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