Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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