if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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