and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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