idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
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it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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