Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just had sex on a roof
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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