sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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