Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.