Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We are two peas in an std pod
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am