I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Randomize
