It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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