Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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