the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize